I am a crooked man bent down by sin
I am a crooked man bent down by sin

Flood waters rising fast
Dead bodies floating past
Tornadoes swooping down
Out of Satan’s Jeweled Crown
I had a date tonight
With a gal from out of state
Her Daddy was a policeman
Had himself a police badge
He said I’m doomed to fail
Said his daughter’s better off in jail

I am a crooked man bent down by sin
I am a crooked man bent down by sin

My uncle was a Christian Man
But the Lord didn’t give a damn
He lived sick and homeless
When he died I didn’t even notice
Me I only got one belief
Everything’s worse than it seems
I’m a Doomsday Preacher boy
Get your bucket it’s time to cry

I am a crooked man bent down by sin
I am a crooked man bent down by sin

To other folks I cannot relate
I could try but I ain’t
People just want fancy cars
Fancy house, expensive clothes
Fuck that shit, it’s fucking wrong
All I want is to live real long
I want to watch by body decay
My health suffer and my hair turn gray
Then the Devil can take me away
Yeah Satan you can have your way

I am a crooked man bent down by sin
I am a crooked man bent down by sin